I was down at this cute little shipping store near my house the other day – this particular store doubles as a gift shop, and it’s actually very cute stuff they have, not the usual cheap schlock from China. OK, maybe it’s from China, but it’s good stuff. Like so cute that whenever I go in there to mail something, I end up leaving with a piece of jewelry for myself.
Anyhow, up at the register they had these locally (?) made cards and they made me laugh, so of course they are definitely worth the $3.50 that they cost.
Here are a few of my favorites:
I imagined my sister Shea would really like that one. Since she used to recycle her own poop and everything. It’s called a composting toilet. I know there are many people she could mail this to, perhaps anonymously.
With that one above, my friend Gina popped into my mind. Because she recently took a trip to New York and story has it that someone quite possibly slipped her a roofie at a bar one night, and the next thing you know she was making the small, gross train bathroom even grosser. I so wish I was there.
This last one…I don’t know, it’s just damn funny. Like who do you give that to? Most likely I would send it to my friend named Amy, who is NOT touchy-feely in any sort of way. And she is smart enough that she would see the humor in it.
If you love these cards as much as me, drop me a comment. I’m probably never going to actually give them to anyone, so let me know if you want them and I will bundle them up all nice and send them your way. Like a fun little gift from Her Ace in the Hole. Stamps not included. :)