My conversation with Brad about 20 minutes ago, and proof that I should not allowed to have access to more than one personal or social website.
BRAD: (comes in the door from work) Heeeyyyyy!! You like teasing me, don’t you?
BRAD: That thing on Facebook a little while ago.
ME: OH. Yeah. That. God, that was weird.
BRAD: And now I’m friends on Facebook with Heidi O’D.
ME: Well, I will explain. I went on to Facebook, and since the last time you used the computer you hadn’t logged out, so it took me into Facebook on your account, which I didn’t notice. And then I was looking at the “home” page and it said something about a picture that I supposedly posted. The picture was of your stupid jar of morning smoothie, and I was slightly confused and then I just thought…”Oh, he tagged me or something”…
BRAD: That’s really odd. Because I haven’t been on that computer in a long time.
ME: That shows you that I haven’t been on the computer in at least a week, and it proves that I’m not just making things up when I bitch about the fact that our 2-year old will not allow me to look at a computer screen.
ME: OK, anyway…I continued on Facebook just looking around and then the “friend finder” on the right side of the page was suggesting that I might know Heidi O’D. Then I got really confused, because I’M LIKE ALREADY FRIENDS WITH HER. So, my first thought is “WAH! Heidi O’D, she unfriended me!!! What the hell?? WHAT DID I DO TO OFFEND??” And then I sent her a friend request.
BRAD: Oh. So that’s why I just got a text saying that Heidi O’D. accepted my friend request.
ME: Then I continued on and posted a link to my blog and status update bitching about what a long week I’ve had. I also put a snarky comment next to your picture of the breakfast smoothie. Then after all this I FINALLY REALIZED I WAS LOGGED IN UNDER YOUR ACCOUNT. I’m such a retard. God. Anyway.
(lull in conversation…I’m staring at the laptop)
BRAD: What’s so funny? Why are you laughing?
ME: Oh, nothing.
ME: I’m just reading something funny. The Bloggess. Funny. I need to Tweet her a picture of me holding a whisk. I just need to figure out how to do that.