Well, hello Monday!!
I think this next Sisterhood of the Snarky Bitch card really came from Jessica Simpson.
Just a guess.
This addition to the Snarky Bitch family made me look back fondly on the time I tried the Nutrisystem diet…but the reason I lost weight on that little project was because all their boxed shelf food tasted like a bizarre hybrid of an Army ration meal and colored cardboard. BUT YOU CAN ORDER IT OVER THE INTERNET, AND IT IS MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE IN A BIG BOX, which seemed FREAKING AWESOME.
I suppose this should make me feel a little bad, because it is a shining example of my deep-down, inherent laziness about my food routines and inclinations to try to take the easy way out when it comes to shedding blubber.
And the only way I could run a mile in under 8 minutes was if Norman Bates was chasing me with a rusty chainsaw and a dick full of herpes sores hanging out of his pants.