So…our newest Rap Moms video.

I like to think that Bianca Jagger danced at Studio 54 to this song.  With cocaine smeared all over her face and her skirt riding up her sweaty thighs and showing off the awesomeness of her without any panties on.

Which may or may not be correct, and of course I haven’t checked my dates on when the song was published, but I bet I’m right when I say that Bianca Jagger didn’t wear underpants to Studio 54.

I do need to tell you that Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five are FUCKING IMPORTANT.  And this song should be one that the youngsters of today boogie around to at school dances – just like us forty-somethings do at weddings.  Almost every wedding DJ I’ve experienced in my life spins this song.  I’m not saying they shouldn’t,  because Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five were the FIRST hip-hop group ever to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

So they deserve to be played at weddings.

Anyway, I just checked my facts on Wikipedia, and since “White Lines” was released in 1983, and Studio 54 shut down in 1981, it’s impossible that Bianca was gyrating to the song.  But maybe she gyrated to “White Lines” at a loft party in Manhattan or something.

Please enjoy our new video.  And I want to give a big thanks and shout out to Andy Samberg, who inspired the concept of this video with his hilarious song “Great Day” on YouTube.  I had been wanting to do “White Lines” for a long time, and when I saw his video, it was like a sonic boom in my brain – THERE WE GO!  POWDER ON THE FACE!  AND CRAZY MOMS TWEAKING!

Thanks, Andy and The Lonely Island crew.  Now would you please post our rap video as a video response on your channel??