PIPER’S FAVORITE THINGS VOLUME #187:
Everyone is going to get SO SICK of seeing this picture. I’ve already posted it on Facebook and Instagram, so I’m really sorry if you’re seeing this for a second time. But the more I look at this picture, the happier I get, and I need some happy these days because my kids WON’T STOP FIGHTING.
Summer is so much fun!
We went to a reggae concert in Park City last night, and as we were hoofing it up Main Street I saw these winners in a window display. I didn’t see a price tag, but I’m sure they are at least a few hundred bucks. So if any of you readers out there have extra money to blow, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE buy me these underwear.
I’ve thought about it all night, and I have a few great reasons why I need them.
1) They would make an awesome Halloween costume. Or Christmas card picture.
2) As punishment for being a smart-mouth or fighting with his sister, I could make Beatty wear these while he ran around the block three times.
3) BEST OF ALL: After years and years of bikini waxing, a certain someone has barely any hair down there. So if a big 70’s bush comes back into style, these undies are a great alternative. Kind of like a pubic hair wig. That would be so awesome. Just imagine wearing them under a bathing suit or something…you would have the biggest bush at the pool!! WINNING!!
PS – Forget number two. Beatty just walked into the room and looked at the picture and said, “I WANT A PAIR OF THOSE!!”. Oh dear Jesus.