I love emails from real people! You can contact me at:
I suppose I could give you my phone number, but that might be awkward. I rarely answer it when it rings, anyway.
You can also contact me with a Tweet, which still gives me a little thrill. I may even figure out how to tweet back at you. My Twitter handle: @PiperBenjamin
Now get back to work, you lazy, unproductive thing!


Just got done reading your letter to your dad. Shit girl, you made me cry. Loved your honesty… I felt so many of those feelings myself when my folks split when I was 5… I love to read your musings on life. I love you, you crazy bitch