It’s A Little Like Giving Birth…

A huge part of my life the past two months has been the remodel of our kitchen.

It has absolutely affected my ability to blog, work on photography, and exercise.

Well.  That sounds like a good excuse to me.

Right before we decided to move ahead with the demolition of our 1980′s extravaganza, we found out from my mom’s breast biopsy that she has breast cancer and she had immediate surgery.  This made the emptying of the kitchen and demolition a little more stressful, really because of the emotions involved of worrying about my mom and her surgery results and future.  My head was not quite in the place of thinking about cabinet doors and sink styles.

Mom’s biopsy results and resulting chemotherapy treatment coincided with the whole kitchen remodel.  When I look at the kitchen now, it feels bright, clean, happy, and warm.  This is exactly where I’m hoping my mom will be in about six months, because right now she is passing through a hell that reoccurs every three weeks.

I’ve never had the opportunity to design a kitchen.  I have actually done a little design work for some businesses and friends as well as paint consultations, but  I’m a kitchen virgin.  I trusted my general contractor and his answers to my questions, because he has been around forever and can do just about anything in the realm of handy.  What a catch for his wife.  Seriously!

The cabinet designer I chose also lent a lot of great insight and enthusiasm, and he was able to fulfill every request I threw at him for an amazing cost.  We originally were going to go with IKEA cabinets/design, but then Eric Lassig at Eurocraft Cabinetry gave us a very reasonable bid for custom cabinetry.  It is so beautiful.  Every time a door closes softly, I swoon.

I did have a vision of what I wanted in this very important room and the materials and colors I wanted to use.  I’m so in love with the color on my walls and ceiling, which Stacia calls “Baby Poo”.  I told her I like newborn babies and their poo, but even better I like this paint color by Benjamin Moore called “Ochre”.  It is funky and different and happy, and it is just what I wanted in contrast to the neutral and light materials I picked out for all my other surfaces.

I’m so beyond thrilled to have a working kitchen again I could whistle “It’s A Small World” out my bunghole.  The makeshift kitchen in the downstairs office was interesting and all…and the use of the propane camp stove in the driveway a fun novelty for the kids, but FOR REAL.  I love to cook and I love looking out my window above the sink at Mount Olympus.  Kitchens make your life so much EASIER.  Thank you, God, for not letting me live in the times of Laura Ingalls Wilder.

Like I said, washing dishes in the downstairs bathtub for six weeks sucked.  But we did it.  And Brad and I rarely fought during the whole process, for which I’m going to give us a big gold star on our marriage report card for 2013.  I have heard that remodeling is one of the biggest causes of stress in a marriage.  Seriously.  If you have gone through a huge remodel or building of a home, you might relate to this.  I even read an article online about it.

“Building or remodeling a home can be about the most stressful activity a married couple can engage in,” says Dr. Don Gilbert, a marriage counselor in West Des Moines, Iowa. 

“It has all the components that couples stress over — money, multiple decisions, and different preferences. In fact, there are so many opportunities for relationship stress during remodeling that it brings out in each person the weaknesses they may have in communication and conflict management.”  (Jan Soults Walker, Houselogic.com)

Brad probably did the right thing by just giving me full control in picking out the right stuff for the kitchen and handling all the planning while he made sure the whole thing didn’t go over budget wrote the checks.

NOW THAT’S TEAMWORK.

Now, as I give you an imaginary online drumroll, dear Ace in the Holers, I bring to you…THE NEW KITCHEN with Before and After pictures for your viewing pleasure!  I hope you love it.

(you can click on the image for a larger and clearer view)

OLD KITCHEN – BEFORE:

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Buh bye, formica!  Buh bye oak trim!

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NEW KITCHEN – FULL VIEW:

Countertops – quartz (color: Mocha) (by Atlas Granite)

Island Surface – granite (style: Juparana River) (by Atlas Granite)

Floors – Hickory (by Floorcraft Design)

Sink – White Farm Sink by Elkay

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OLD KITCHEN – SINK:

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NEW KITCHEN – SINK:

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OLD KITCHEN – COUNTER “ISLAND” (PENINSULA):

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NEW KITCHEN – ISLAND:

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OLD KITCHEN – DINING AREA:

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NEW KITCHEN – DINING AREA:

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NEW METAL CHEST (love this piece!):

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I like to incorporate personal pieces into each room of my house.  Do you see that funky flower painting above the metal cabinet?  That was painted by my great-grandmother, Nelle Hostetter.  I put new pictures of friends and family into frames for our shelves.  The little owl salt and pepper shakers you see in the corner near the coffee maker were given to me by my good friend Melissa.

If you live in the Salt Lake area and are interested in help with your kitchen (or any room in your house), I would be thrilled to assist you.  I have very reasonable consultation fees, and if you provide the margaritas, we will have a blast.  Feel free to contact me for design or resume information at: piper@heraceinthehole.com .

Thank you, thank you – to all of you who read – for being patient with me these past two months as I’ve neglected this little place in the Internet I call mine.  It was worth the wait.  And now we can get back to our regular crazy programming.

I guess now I have to invite you all over for dinner.

 

 

All Spiffy Like

I have a new boyfriend.  His name is Alfonso.  I’m not quite sure what his last name is.  But that’s OK, we are keeping it casual like that.

My friends that might happen across this blog are like, GASP!  I THOUGHT SHE WAS MARRIED TO BRAD.

So what?  That doesn’t mean I can’t have a boyfriend.

Anyway, Alfonso came to my house today and did the thing that I like best.  He was so good at it he made my toes curl.  And he made me all happy and giggly and insane with pleasure.

HE CLEANED FOR FOUR HOURS.

Here’s where I’m going to tell you that I always feel sort of bad when I pay someone to clean my house.  I’m not sure why.  I guess because it seems to be something that spoiled or entitled people do.  But it makes me so DAMN HAPPY.  I hate cleaning floors, I hate cleaning wood shutters, I hate looking at dust.  And I haven’t had anyone help me since Marsha died this summer.  Dust bunnies were taking over my corners and making me twitch.

So I saved up my allowance and I called my old friends at Maid Pro and they sent me my boyfriend.

I’m going to put Alfonso on my gratitude list for today.

SEE, OPRAH??  I’M AN EFFING GOOD PERSON.

 

 

Upstairs Bathroom Redeux

When I first started this blog, I thought I would be putting a fair amount of posts up about my home projects and design interests.  Not so much.  Instead I’ve written lots more about pubic hair, dirty diapers, and early 1990′s rap.

This doesn’t mean I don’t love design.  I do.  I’m a devoted reader and prowler of home decorating books, architectural magazines, and HGTV’s Design Star.

We don’t live in a huge house, but I still think it’s a perfect size for my family.  Our home is about 2400 square feet and we use practically every foot of it.  Of course, there are rooms that I wish were a little bit bigger.  Sloan practically sleeps in a closet – but we’ve made the most of it.  Her room is so small that the elves of IKEA would have a heyday building floor to ceiling shelves and putting up suspended beds and such.

We’ve been in this house for about five years, and in this last year we’ve made a few significant changes.  I’ve been waiting and we’ve been saving for a while to work on our upstairs bathroom.  It was truly, truly a FUN project.  No stress at all.  I attribute this to our amazing contractor/granite and rock guru/friend Darren Hansen.  He was extremely organized and his team was highly efficient.  Darren was totally committed to helping me stay within my budget ($6000…to some people this is peanuts, to me a lot!), and I feel for such a low price we got some amazing results.  I will give you more details below.

Our upstairs (main) floor has three bedrooms and just one bathroom.  When we were looking at the house in 2007 and thinking of buying, I knew this one bathroom was special because it had valuable space.  Many homes up in our area are mid-century modern or 1970′s ramblers.  Most of the time this means cramped, tiny bathrooms.  But ours was significantly roomy and I remember thinking to myself that one day we could do something with it.

Our bathroom was pretty much your standard deal.  Peel and stick linoleum floor, formica countertop, cultured “marble” shower interior, old sliding glass door on the bathtub, huge sink to ceiling mirror on the wall, and 1980′s oak cabinets.  Yuck.

When we moved in, I tried to make the best of it without spending more than a hundred bucks.  I spent lots of hours priming and painting the cabinetry and installing new pulls/hardware.  HUGE DIFFERENCE.  We also tore down the horrible sliding glass doors on the shower and put up a shower curtain.  I painted the walls and hung up some pictures and towel bars and called it a day.

Then I had five years to think about what I really wanted to do – again, without spending our life savings.  I really believe a remodel or updating should FIT THE HOUSE as well as the people living in the house.  Our house is comfortable.  We are an eclectic family.  And we have kids who share this bathroom with us.

Here we go:

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Old view of sink and mirror.

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This is the bathroom now.

Can I tell you how much I love my beautiful new toilet?

In this particular design scheme, I stayed within a limited color range - for a reason.  However, I do have a lot of different patterns and textures going within this color palate, which in my opinion makes things interesting.  Last year, Brad and I stayed down at Sundance for a weekend and we both fell in love with the feel and decor of the lodge.  So I wanted to give Brad a bathroom that felt outdoorsy and a bit masculine, while giving myself a bathroom that felt clean and spa-like.

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Old sink.  (I promise it normally looked nicer than that.  The thought of taking pictures occured to me as we were GUTTING the place.)

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New sinks.

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You will notice we plumbed for and added a second sink.  HEAVEN.  I saved a bit on the fixtures (still buying a great brand, just not anything too over the top) so I could spend what I saved on the rectangular sinks.  I love them.

I had to show you the center console because of that little red ceramic dish.  I was at my friend Kimmie’s house and spied the dish in her kitchen cabinet and freaked out.  The reason why is because my mom had a dish just like that in our house, always on a coffee table somewhere.  My whole childhood.  Kimmie said she found it at a thrift store here in town and I just died.  I held and looked at that bowl for like thirty minutes, wondering if it was possibly my mother’s…and as I was leaving, Kimmie insisted I take it with me.  So sweet.

Darren is a contractor, but also owns a business here in town called Atlas Granite Company.  Another way I saved money in the remodel was to find a remnant I liked within his granite yard that we could use for my countertop.  Not hard.  He had many, many beautiful remnants that would have made me happy.  The granite style I chose was called Smoky Mountain.

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Old tub.

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New tub…and I have to tell you it is both wider AND deeper than my old tub!  And the lovely slant in the back!!  To die for.  A tub for soaking and new grout and new caulking and shiny new fixtures make a girl named Piper very, very happy.

That new bench behind my bathtub used to be a wall.  By the way the wall was built I could tell that it was just built up to accommodate the length of a standard tub.  So Darren knocked it out and gave me a bench.  So pretty!  I like to pretend there is always an orchid and candles on it instead of drippy Barbie dolls and old washcloths.

I love my travertine.  It is a Versailles pattern, which means there are six sizes of tiles that are laid in an interesting pattern.  This is what is on my floor and surrounding my tub/shower, all the way up to the ceiling.  It is a pretty bold color choice with lots of movement and golds, greys, and red-brown undertones.  But color and movement doesn’t scare me.  This tile scared Darren a little bit.  He silently wondered if I would hate it with my granite countertop.  Then when it was all over he told me how surprised and relieved he was that it WORKED.

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Old view lengthwise.

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New view lengthwise.

In this picture you can see the walls that I installed the wood-like ceramic tile.  I saw it in a showroom and fell in love with it.  You have to see it in person, it is just SO COOL.  I asked the lady if she had ever heard of anyone putting it on the walls and she said no.  So of course I had to do it.  This tile, as well as the travertine, stayed right on budget at three dollars a square foot.  Yes, that’s right!  $3/sq. ft.    And I think the wood tile adds such a fresh, original look and blends in so well with our Sundance vibe.

Not bad, huh?

One of my biggest money-savers on this project was to repurpose my cabinetry.  They had to carefully tear them out and store them while they gutted everything else in the room.  (Good job, guys!)  I also had Darren’s guys take off six inches of the depth of my wall (floor to ceiling) cabinets.  They were too deep to begin with and I wanted to change their orientation to a different wall.  It worked out PERFECTLY.  I also tried to spare myself the horror of priming and re-painting of the cabinets – plus, I still really liked the color of them.  So this definitely stayed in my mind as a “maybe” when I began looking for a new counter surface and floor/shower tile.

Then I chose my countertop and it just seemed like it was going to work.

I painted the walls a warm tan/brown color and the ceilings are a golden hue.  You don’t really notice the ceilings in these pictures, which is about right on.  They are subtle.  You just don’t notice them being WHITE, which is nice.

I finished off with some of my favorite IKEA shelves above the toilet as well as on the wall opposite of the sinks, where my newly shortened cabinets reside.  I also found some great hooks for towels at Silver Star Hardware that I hung behind the door.    Much easier than a towel rack for all involved in towel-hanging.  I bought my new mirrors at TJ Maxx/HomeGoods (one of my favorite places in the whole world) and the frames are made from seashells.  The last little thing still left to do – when I have the money - is to again change the hardware on the cabinetry.  I found some really great chrome pulls that will fit much better with my new chrome fixtures and shower kit.  They will have a slightly more modern feel and complete the whole look of the room.

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This is the first bathroom I’ve ever had the opportunity to do some major work to, and I have to say there’s not much right now I would change!