Sometimes I like to try to get a little reader interaction going on Her Ace in the Hole. Especially in the month of January, when I generally feel like sticking pins in my eyeballs or running out and buying a convertible Mini Cooper that will immediately get stuck in a snow bank on the side of I-15.
It’s a fun game, I promise. It’s called “Would You Rather?” and I’m sure you’ve played it at least once in your life. I used to play this game a lot with my friend Amy while we were sitting at bars. But our questions ran the gamut, like, would you rather eat a pound of raw mushrooms or a very small Chihuahua turd?
The only rule with my game is that you MUST pick between the two choices I’m offering you. It doesn’t matter if you’re a male or female – and I know I have at least a couple of male readers. (That means you, Jim.) And when I say “Would You Rather?”, you can use your very smart adult brain and figure out what I mean. I will give you a hint. It involves hiding the sausage or greeting the bearded clam or whatever state of undress you’d be forced into with that particular person.
And don’t worry,
scaredy cats beloved readers, you don’t have to put your real name in the comments section. Use an alias. No one will ever know. So just have fun, because who gives a fuck?
Here we go!
WOULD YOU RATHER?? – JANUARY 2013
Question #1: Colonel Sanders
or Kenny Rogers? (not the old Kenny Rogers, the face-lift Kenny Rogers…which makes the choice a bit harder)
Question #2: Dolly Parton
or Delta Burke?
Question #3: Al Gore
or Bill Clinton?
Question #4: The Spice Girls?
Question #5: Flavor Flav?
or Lil Wayne?
Question #6: 1970′s Shaun Cassidy?
or 1970′s Donny Osmond?
Question #7: Britney Spears?
or Christina Aguilera?
Question #8: Kevin Federline?
or Jordan Bratman (Christina’s ex)?
LAST ONE. I PROMISE.
Question #9: Gary Busey?
or Donald Trump?
You can leave your answers to the survey in the comments section found at the top of this post. Thanks for playing. You will definitely make my weekend by doing so. CHEERS. And stay away from the raw mushrooms.