Today at about one o’clock I told Sloan it was time to take a nap.
I leaned down to pick her up and carry her to her room, and she reached back and BITCH SLAPPED me with her stuffed giraffe binkie.
I think Sloan would be mighty good friends with Pearl the Landlord.
I’m sure you have lots of prudent parenting suggestions for me.
I don’t know what’s funnier… Pearl or the look on Sloan’s face! Maybe you’ll have to write her a snarky letter.