BIG SHOUT OUT TO MY THREE ENTRANTS!!
(ok, is that pathetic for me, or pathetic for the state of creativity in our general masses and the 72 people who viewed this website yesterday?) (I have to at least give you a little bit of a hard time…)
Here’s how it went: I took each entry/poem you sent me. I wrote your name on a piece of paper for each of your poems. I folded the bits of paper. I shook them in my hand. Brad had the honor of pulling out the winning paper.
*drumroll* My second-ever gift of randomness goes to……
Send your mailing address to: firstname.lastname@example.org and you will very, very soon receive an exciting and surprising gift box in your postal box. And you will love it even more, because who gets anything besides bills and ads from Harmon’s these days? It may be jewelry, it may be cat food! That’s the FUN OF PLAYING!!
PS: to all you other people out there on the World Wide Web, what do I need to get you to count some syllables? Offer up a fucking pet monkey??
Screw your pet monkey! Next contest will be all about who can send me the UGLIEST FACE!! How you like them apples??