S. ANDERSON, YOU WIN A GLUTEN-FREE GIFT OF RANDOMNESS!!
This amazing prize package includes:
- A coupon for a free car wash
- An iTunes gift card – $20
- two packages of Fun Dip
- one of our leftover family Christmas cards
- a hardly used bottle of Wellbutrin
Just kidding, I won’t send my leftover pharmaceuticals in the mail.
I will be loading up your prize and sending it off soon. Please send me your mailing address at: firstname.lastname@example.org
If you don’t give me your address, I will be forced to look for it in the phone book. I know where you are, woman. 🙂
I promise the judging was totally fair. I handwrote all the entries on a piece of paper and my husband and 5-year old son decided together their favorites. The final pick came down to the husband. It was a hard decision for him. It took at least 5 minutes.
Here is the winning entry:
Pasta, pancakes, bread, and beer.
I miss you, my friends.
We here at the Benjamin/Toland house feel very sorry for S. Anderson and her gluten-free existence. We don’t understand how she lives without pizza crust dipped in ranch dressing. But we hope it makes her poop a little bit easier and fart less on her husband in bed. THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!!
I love contests.
I also love doing the sprinkler.