Before I post about our trip to Sundance this weekend, I just have to make two quick mentions. One, I am feeling better. Well, at least much better than last Thursday. I am off to the doctor today to get this medication fiasco resolved. I think I am his favorite disaster.
And second, I got a good laugh this morning. You see, when I open up my Word Press account to create a new post for this website, it has a dashboard page that shows me how many page views that I received for the past week…a little graph-like thing. If only it told me who was viewing, because THAT SHIT DRIVES ME A LITTLE CRAZY. My all-time high was like 88 people, and it made me think, “Oh my god, I’m not sure if 88 people even KNOW I have a blog!!”
I’m not good at suspense. Many of you are nameless or faceless because I only get a random comment here or there. I’m not saying this is bad. It just makes me curious. Hint, Hint. HOLLA BACK AT ME, YOU FREAKS.
Maybe you just enjoy making me crazy.
Back to my point. On this dashboard page that shows me my views, it also shows me how people arrived at my site. Like what terms they typed into a search engine. Here are my top faves:
1) her face in a hole (yes, that’s almost what I named my blog…)
2) redskins hole in the face (huh??)
and the best of all, popping up this morning…
3) wifes friends gave me enemas
Oh my. Lord have mercy. WTF????